Fun Festive Quotes

 

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Fun Fitness Quotes:

“I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent… twisted… gyrated… jumped up and down… and perspired for a half an hour. But by the time I got my tights on…. the class was over!” Anonymous

“When I exercise, I wear all black. It’s like a funeral for my fat.” – Unknown

Dolly Parton: “I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”

“Dear Santa, for 2014 all I want is a fat bank account and a fit body. Let’s try not to mix up the two like you did last year, ok.” Unknown

“I’m opening a gym called, “Resolutions.” It will have exercise equipment for the first two weeks and then turn into a bar for the rest of the year!” Unknown

Whatever you do look after your health & have fun! Wishing you all the best for 2014…

YvonneB

 

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